Tuesday, August 30, 2005

joke (sorta)

A friend's pregant daughter sent me this...  And I say, "Your pregnant daughter already knows what she's going in for and still she got pregnant again!"  Go figure.  *JUST KIDDING*   She must indeed want to be a Mom again very much....you know, she is pretty close to the truth with that, though!  xoxo Merry

Pregnancy,Estrogen, andWomen
> PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
> A: No, 35 children is enough.
> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
> A: Childbirth.
> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
> borderline irrational.
> A: So what's your question?
> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
> labour, but pressure. Is she right?
> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
> Q: When is the best time to get an epidermal?
> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
> is in labour?
> A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
> A: Yes, pregnancy.
> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and
> act normal again?
> A: When the kids are in college.
> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
> 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
> that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
> 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
> 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
> 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..
> 10. Cats' facial expressions.
> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours.
> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> 7. Fat clothes.
> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat yourbest time.
> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
> 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
> 3. Eyelash curlers.
> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
> AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:
> Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day..

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