I should be too embarrassed to even tell this one as it's about myself. But since I am usually too serious and I have been such a cross to bear around everyone's neck lately, I decided to share it.
We had a sunny day with little wind here today, about 45. My husband decides it's time to put up the Christmas Lights across the front of the house. Which he did with no problems.
I "helped" by taking the two dogs on the king sized bed and turning on the bedroom TV to watch "Law & Order" episode on cable. (I am addicted to the show.) (And the dogs are addicted to the bed.)
When my husband finished he came in and said to me, "Well, they are up, but we sure have a lot of bulbs burnt out." (Now, remember I am watching TV at the time.) I looked at him and said in dead seriousness, "Well, how do you know how many are burnt out??"
Immediately, I realized what I'd said, and he of course told me that he only had to turn on the switch to see how many were out. LOL :) Dumb, de, dumb, dumb.
Love from Merry