My freind Renee sent me this. I thnk it 's a scream. I'd never seen it before.
Hugs to all,
After the Honeymoon
Please excuse the rough language in the following
I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't
be the same.
A young couple got married and went on their
honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately
called her mother.
"Well", said her mother, "so how was the
"Oh mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was
wonderful! So romantic"......Suddenly she burst out
crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things
I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful
4-letter words! You've got to take me home! PLEASE
"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You
need to stay with your husband and work this out.
Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too
awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so
upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used
words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the
Hope you all had a good day, it's hot and humid in north Iowa. I stay in the AC all day except to take the dogies out. Whew. I hate hot & I hate humid. I am a Minnesota gal. At least when I was growing up I had a lake to jump into if it ever got HOT.